Saturday, March 01, 2008

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Lord....Give Me Strength!

I used to be more of a Martha Stewart type, NOW? NOT SOOOOOOOO MUCH.... AT ALL....got a breezy e-mail from my parents saying they are coming for a visit. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??????????????? Thursday they will arrive on my doorstep (white gloves and all). Don't get me wrong I love 'em both...JUST NOT STAYING AT MY HOUSE! They don't mean to be judgemental but Lord save me they are! I only have a weekend and a few weeknights (after work) to prepare.

I should know better...it doesn't matter how much I prepare they'll say something judgemental and condescending...I'd enjoy their visits a lot more if I didn't feel like I was 10 again every time.

Does anyone else go through this, is it just me? I just feel like crawling in a hole! I was just there at Christmas to visit! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUrrrrgh! And I'm gonna see my Mom and Sis at a graduation in May! Hellooooooo that was the whole point, I'll visit ...you all just stay where you're at. Weird how I feel more comfortable on their turf than having them visit mine.

I'm so stressed right now...I don't think I'll be around very much...I'm trying to call Martha now...I hope she's giving a discount after all she was just in jail a short rime ago, right?

1 comment:

DesLily said...

ok here's what you do....

you make 3 signs leading up to your front door...
They will read:

1) I am not Mrs. Clean
2) I am not Martha Stewart.
3) Deal with it!

no?.. well it was worth a try lol